Quote of the week: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.” – Coach Carr (Mean Girls)

What breast size do people favor most?

Eve: I love boobs. They’re so much fun no matter what size they are. But what truly makes a nice set of boobs is the size of the areola. A girl can have the perfect size boobs, but if they have huge nipples it can look gross and disgusting in my opinion.

Adam:  Eve is solid on this issue! Haha. Regular in the states is a C cup, I believe, so I’m sure we’re content with that. Big boobs can be fun, but enormous boobs are just… a bit too much.

How to deal with peer pressure on having sex?

Eve: GIRLS if you’re not ready to have sex then don’t do it. I have met many girls who have lost their virginity because they were scared their significant other would leave them. I’ve dealt with this problem myself. It was my first year in high school and I was dating a sophomore and every time I hung out with him he always pressured me to have sex with him. Finally I got fed up with him asking me so I simply told him, “I don’t want no short d**k man” (yes it’s lyrics from a song) but he never spoke to me again. I am glad I didn’t give my innocence away to him. A man should respect a woman’s decision and never pressure her. Ladies respect yourselves and when it’s your time to “do it” you’ll know it.

Adam: Hey guys, forget what Hollywood says or makes you believe on the big screen. There are tons of consequences they refuse to focus on and those consequences can be deadly sometimes.

Don’t be the douche that gets a girl drunk and thinks they can get away with it. Trust me, there will always be guys like me who will have no problem breaking your wrist if you try. Besides, women are attracted to gentlemen.

My advice: Always base your decisions on intuition. If the time feels right and you know the person, cool. If it’s a stranger and you’re being pressured to, DON’T!

Bottom line: if you don’t respect yourselves no one will. You are gold. Remember, patience is a virtue.

What kinds of protection do you find most effective?

Eve: I think it depends on what you and your partner decided on what’s the best contraceptive. But always try to find out if the person you’re having sex with has no STDs, and if you’re not sure or are uncomfortable to ask then you can’t go wrong on using a condom because birth control can’t protect you from any diseases.

Adam: You can’t go wrong with a condom. Honestly, if you run into a situation where you’re with a girl and they tell you they’re using something like Portia contraceptive, always think twice. Sometimes they can lie and guess what? Now you’re a daddy! Also, they don’t necessarily have to lie, if they forgot to take it, or took it late, that can affect their cycle.

Being a dad is not a bad thing, but hey, don’t you want to experience a little more before becoming a dad?

Now, if you’re with a partner and you know she’s taking birth control pills, that’s a whole different story.

How many sex partners are too many?

Eve: I feel the saying “You do You Baby girl” fits perfect to this question. I can’t really give a number because it’s all up to the person. If you’re using protection and always safe about it then more power to you. But don’t brag about it like “OMG, I slept with this many guys” because you will sound like a straight up hoe and people will most likely judge you.

Adam: Too much is when you start asking how much is too much! Haha!

But seriously, sex is a beautiful thing. It’s a connection of both souls for a specific moment in space and time. Sex is a derangement of the senses, and it’s a universal connection.

Don’t treat sex as a meaningless ritual. Treat it as what it is; a rich adventure to satisfy both souls.

Be safe out there.

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